AFFILIATE PROGRAM
Make money from other people's bad decisions.
Post about Expenshit. When your followers waste money, you get 30% of it. Ethically questionable. Financially sound.
STEAL THESE
What to post.
Short, honest, a little ashamed. It works better than you'd think.
Ranked #7 on the Idiot Index. Mom's not answering. #ad
Caption: Mood: I just paid $20 for shit. On purpose. Ranked #7 on the Idiot Index. Mom's not answering. #ad
$20. For shit. Literally. Link in bio. #ad
Caption: Can't believe what I just paid for. $20. For shit. Literally. Link in bio. #ad
Founding Idiot #042. Frame it. #ad
Caption: Spent $20 to be publicly ranked as an idiot. Worth it. Founding Idiot #042. Frame it. #ad
Always add #ad or #affiliate. It's the law in most countries, and the joke still works. Put your link in your bio or story link sticker, not in the caption.
THE MATH
How much could you make?
Drag the slider. Prepare to be underwhelmed, then pleasantly surprised.
320KVIEWS
That's 57 shits.
These are estimates, not promises. Assumes 0.5% of viewers tap your link, 4% of them buy, $15 average payment, 30% commission. Real numbers depend on your followers, when you post, how good the video is, the algorithm's mood and a hundred other things. Could be less. Could be more. Idiots are unpredictable.
HOW IT WORKS
- 01
Apply
Tell us where you post. We approve real accounts within 48 hours.
- 02
Get your link
You get a personal link like expenshit.com/r/yourname. Anyone who buys within 30 days of clicking it is yours.
- 03
Post something stupid
A reel, a story, a TikTok. Steal our ideas above.
- 04
Get paid
30% of every payment from your link. Paid monthly once you pass $50.
THE FINE PRINT
- 01
30% of every payment
From anyone who buys within 30 days of clicking your link. Last click wins.
- 02
Paid monthly
Commissions are held 30 days, then paid once you pass $50.
- 03
Refunds cancel commissions
If a payment is refunded or disputed, the commission goes too.
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No self-referrals
Buying through your own link doesn't count. Nice try.
- 05
Disclose it
Every post needs #ad or #affiliate.
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No spam, no fake claims
Don't promise prizes, profit or value. There is none. That's the point.
Full details in the Affiliate Terms.
READY?
Other people's money won't waste itself.
Apply in two minutes. Approval within 48 hours.