Questions nobody should have to ask.

One digital object: "Shit — Digital Edition". It's numbered, it comes with a certificate, and your name goes on a public leaderboard with a profile page. Everyone gets the exact same object, whatever they pay.

No. It has no resale value, no investment value and no monetary value. It will never be worth more. It will never be worth anything. We put that in writing.

No. There's no blockchain, no token and no wallet. It's a file, a certificate and your name on a board. Refreshingly simple.

No. There are no prizes, rewards or perks. You get the rank. The rank is the prize. That's the whole joke.

Whatever you want, from $5 up to $10,000 per payment. You choose. Taxes may be added at checkout depending on where you live.

To us. Obviously.
Some of it pays for servers, card fees and lawyers.
Some of it sends Shit #0001 on a journey nobody asked for. First the Mona Lisa, then the Louvre, then further. See the Escalation.
The rest funds whatever stupid idea comes next.
No whales are saved. No trees are planted.
You don't get anything extra. You just get to watch.
You bought shit. Now it travels.

"EXPENSHIT.OBJECT". If you see a charge you don't recognise, email support@expenshit.com before calling your bank. We're faster.

All sales final. Obviously. The object is delivered the second you pay, and you agree to that at checkout. But if you were charged twice, charged without permission, charged the wrong amount, or never received your object, email us within 14 days and we'll fix it. Full details in our Refund Policy.

Only by sending other people here. Approved affiliates earn 30% of what their referrals pay within 30 days of clicking their link. Buying it yourself earns you nothing. See the Affiliate Program.

By the total you've paid. Every payment you make adds up. If two people have the same total, whoever got there first ranks higher.

All-Time counts everything you've ever paid. This Month only counts what you paid this calendar month, and it resets at 23:59 on the last day of the month. Each month's #1 goes into the Idiot of the Month archive. Forever. Or until we shut down.

That's how it works. Your rank is never safe; someone can always pay more. If you want it back, you know what to do. Being overtaken isn't a reason for a refund.

Anyone. The board is public. Your name, your amount, your rank, and anything you add to your profile. Your email and payment details are never shown.

A name, a photo, a short message (140 characters) and links to your socials. You add them after payment and can change them anytime from My Account.

Pretending to be someone else, using a brand you don't represent, photos of other people without their permission, nudity, hate, harassment, scam or adult links, and anything illegal. We'll hide it. Your payment still counts, but no refund. Full rules in our Terms.

Yes. You can make your entry anonymous at any time. It will show as "Anonymous Idiot" with only the amount and date. We keep the payment record because tax law makes us.

Yes, if you're allowed to represent it. Your marketing budget has seen worse. For anything bigger, email hello@expenshit.com.

Yes. No exceptions. If someone under 18 used your card, email us and we'll refund it.

Because people have always paid fortunes for things that mean nothing, and nobody ever says it out loud. We do. Read the Manifesto.