About — Expenshit.

We sell exactly one thing: shit.

Digital, numbered and identical for everyone.

SHIT — the digital object
Shit / Digital editionNumbered · Identical for everyone

You set the price. Pay $5 or pay $5,000, and you get the same shit. The only thing that changes is where your name sits on the board.

Yes, it makes no sense. That's the point.

People waste money on useless things every day: shirts with oversized logos, gym memberships nobody uses, anything with "limited edition" printed on it. We're just being honest about it. You know exactly what you're buying: nothing. And everyone will see that you bought it.

Some buy it for the laugh. Some buy it to be #1. Some buy it again because someone just passed them.

01No prizes.
02No refunds.
03Regrets? A few.

Right now someone is sitting where you could be. They probably have less money than you. They just moved first.

GET YOUR SHIT